- person: *doesn't reply*
- me: they hate me
- me: i hate me
- me: everyone hates me
kitties are kitties no matter what size
That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.
I’ll never forget the time I went to a gay pride parade and on the way back home the train was so packed everyone was literally hugging each other and I said “I can’t take this, I’m just a small town girl”
then my friend said “living in a lonely world”
AND THEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TRAIN CAR STARTED SINGING JOURNEY
"I wish I’d partied a little less. People always say ‘be true to yourself.’ But that’s misleading, because there are two selves. There’s your short term self, and there’s your long term self. And if you’re only true to your short term self, your long term self slowly decays."
Dumb Sharks: A collection
Oh duh, pretty much all of these are available on RedBubble (x)
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
My teacher was playing this song on YouTube called in the hall of the mountain king from a play we read and then he jokingly clicked on the dubstep...
"Woah, Caitlin is smiling this early in the morning!" was what my musical theater/drama teacher...